13.4.08

1891 Incident, Part Two: Late Breaking News!!!

!!!Is The Mystery Solved at Last???

!!!Has The Literary Lion Scooped the Story of The Century???

!!!Will This Be the End of Civilization As We Know It???

Stay tuned, stay alert, and stay together in a single line, folks--all shall soon be revealed in the Lion's next blog. Your spunky reporter (and renowned historian) Sara Jay, has heard an amazing story--a story so strange, so weird, so deliciously out-there, that she has had no choice but to stop the press, stop the traffic, and stop the insanity just so she might arrange a clandestine interview with the Mysterious Mr. H__, a man who holds the key to a tale too weird to be anything but fiction...or is it too strange to be anything but the truth...?

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